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IT Techie, Hurry Up My Downloads Tonight

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Dana Gargano

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

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An IT parody song to the tune of “Santa Baby.”

IT techie, just slip some RAM in my PC for me;
Been an awful good user, IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

IT techie, a 24” touchscreen too, adjust hue;
I’ll stay online for you, dear; IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

Think of all the sales I’ve missed;
Think of all the revenue that I’ve dismissed;
Next year I could be just as good... if you give my PC the assist.

IT techie, I want an SD slot and that’s not a lot;
Been an angel all year; IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

IT guru, one little thing I really need...
More speed... with a T1 line, IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.

IT expert, and fill my device with effects and specs,
Windows 8 would be great, IT expert,
And hurry up my downloads tonight.

Come and upgrade my PC with some applications to improve productivity;
I’ll find solutions in you;
Can you find solutions for me...

IT techie, forgot to mention what I need most... A host...
I don’t mean for my party: IT techie,
So hurry up my downloads tonight.
Hurry up my downloads tonight,
Hurry, tonight!

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Dana Gargano

Hello, my name is Dana Gargano, CEO of Network Synergy. We've been serving the Connecticut area since 1988. As a business owner, I feel a lot of similar pain points as you. Just like you, I know how much of a hassle it can be dealing with IT troubles. It's expensive, it's time consuming, and it's downright frustrating. You pay your employees to work, but if their workstations aren't working or the server is unreachable, they can't do their jobs.

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